SO I WAS AT STARBUCKS RIGHT AND I SAW THIS OLD MAN SITTING ALONE AND DRINKING HIS LITTLE CUP OF COFFEE ALL CUTELYI WAS LIKE AWW SO I WROTE THIS AND GAVE IT TO HIM
HE WAS SO HAPPY I WANTED TO CRY OHM YGOD
OHMGDFKSJAH HE JUST FCKGNS BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK AND PUT A PENNY AOF ON IT I CNSDKFA FUCK IM OGING TO CRY IN STARBUCKS HE BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK
I thought I should share some things I’ve collected
Joke of the day.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
(Source: flyingscotsman, via madnessisaplace)
Here and there.
(Source: jennception, via latenightrambler)
” Being beautiful doesn’t mean being skinny. It’s about being healthy”
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
I laughed cried when I saw thsi the first time
I love this show
(Source: barneystinson, via lifelovepeaceandhope)
Lilo and Stitch. The Original “Body Positive” Disney Cartoon.
I love how Nani wasn’t stick thin like the rest of disney girls.
Love this movie
people always say “I love how Nani wasn’t stick thin” but NONE of the characters in that movie are, besides the head alien leader lady, but she’s an ALIEN.
(Source: delightfuldisney, via lifelovepeaceandhope)
did the-absolute-funniest-posts just not self promote
did they just comment instead
did that happen
w h a t
(Source: peterfromtexas, via lifelovepeaceandhope)
i like the fact that i live in a world where people of any sex/gender can say ‘suck my dick’ and no one questions it
why did you put sex/gender. it means the same exact thing.
ding-dong you are wrong
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
tumblr user muttins has the right idea
I let you see the parts of me that weren’t all that pretty, and with every touch you fixed them.
(Source: spencestobes, via foreverandalwaysvictorious)