harrysthefather:

harrysthefather:

SO I WAS AT STARBUCKS RIGHT AND I SAW THIS OLD MAN SITTING ALONE AND DRINKING HIS LITTLE CUP OF COFFEE ALL CUTELYI WAS LIKE AWW SO I WROTE THIS AND GAVE IT TO HIM

HE WAS SO HAPPY I WANTED TO CRY OHM YGOD 

OHMGDFKSJAH HE JUST FCKGNS BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK AND PUT A PENNY AOF ON IT I CNSDKFA FUCK  IM OGING TO CRY IN STARBUCKS HE BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK

(via thewolfwiththecoffee)

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

(via lifelovepeaceandhope)

best-of-funny:

lesrevolutionnaires:

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

omfg

X

(Source: flyingscotsman, via madnessisaplace)

(Source: jupid, via littlelorens)

Here and there.

(Source: jennception, via latenightrambler)

(Source: bellespanties, via littlelorens)

” Being beautiful doesn’t mean being skinny. It’s about being healthy”

(via pullmysoul)

tears-in-the-tardis:

sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’

but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’

(via lifelovepeaceandhope)

(via littlelorens)

radikel0us:

nakedblonde:

I laughed cried when I saw thsi the first time

I love this show

(Source: barneystinson, via lifelovepeaceandhope)

samscapades:

prestonhymas:

dykestar:

Lilo and Stitch. The Original “Body Positive” Disney Cartoon.

I love how Nani wasn’t stick thin like the rest of disney girls. 

Love this movie

people always say “I love how Nani wasn’t stick thin” but NONE of the characters in that movie are, besides the head alien leader lady, but she’s an ALIEN.

(Source: delightfuldisney, via lifelovepeaceandhope)

christmas-with-clara:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Me

did the-absolute-funniest-posts just not self promote

did they just comment instead

did that happen

did

w h a t 

(Source: peterfromtexas, via lifelovepeaceandhope)

damnablepencil:

krabwatch:

m4ngos:

krabwatch:

i like the fact that i live in a world where people of any sex/gender can say ‘suck my dick’ and no one questions it 

why did you put sex/gender. it means the same exact thing.

ding-dong you are wrong 

(via lifelovepeaceandhope)

cowboybeboop:

muttins:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

notes

tumblr user muttins has the right idea

(via beyoncebeytwice)

I let you see the parts of me that weren’t all that pretty, and with every touch you fixed them.

(Source: spencestobes, via foreverandalwaysvictorious)